When the lizard that lives on your porch gets more girls than you:

This legit just happened though I was sitting here on my porch swing and the local lizards were like chasing each other around and I was confused for a min and then I was like OH WAIT that one’s a boy and the other one is a girl cause only the first one had a ‘beard’

  Ronald

I want to be a lizard now

4 years ago   Reply

  🐲🐉Mother_of_Dragons🐉🐲(co-le...

Lol yassss

4 years ago   Reply

  🌺•S•P•I•N•E•L•🌺

Yas girl

4 years ago   Reply

  🐲🐉Mother_of_Dragons🐉🐲(co-le...

Lol he must be but I am a girl but I’m bi :p

4 years ago   Reply

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So r u a guy? Or girl..?
And that lizard must be a sexy boi

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