Spelling bee

JJ narrating: I don’t know, I’d be a lot better if I studied more When I was growing up, but you know where it all went wrong was the day they announced the spelling bee, cause up until, that day I was an idiot it nobody else knew. When the spelling be day popped up.
Teacher: all right kids, UP AGAINST THE WALL, ITS TIME FOR PUBLIC HUMILIATION. SPELL THE WORD WRONG SIT IN FRONT IF YOUR FRIENDS.
JJ narrating: Ya know thats great for their little ego’s...
Peyton: EY LOOK AT ME IM A MORON! I WASNT EVEN CLOSE! I WAS USING NUMBERS AND STUFF!
JJ narrating : That’s why I admired the kid you spelled the word wrong on purpose so he could sit down, ya know. He knew he wasn’t gonna win so I’d stood there for three hours, first round
Conner: CAT, K-A-T IM OUTTA HERE
JJ narrating: then as he passed you
Conner: hehehe I know there’s two T’s
JJ narrating: I remember my teacher asking me this
Teacher: JJ? What’s the i before e rule?
JJ: uhm.. i before e... Always..
Teacher: what are you and idiot JJ?
JJ: Apparently
JJ narrating: so she explains it
Teacher: no JJ, i before e except after c. And when sounding like a is a neighbor in way. And on weekends and holidays! And all through out may! And you’ll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!
JJ: that’s a hard rule... that’s a rough rule.....
JJ narrating: plurals where hard too
Teacher: JJ, how do you make a word a plural?
JJ: ..... you put a S..... You put a S at the end of it..
Teacher: when?
JJ: on WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS
Teacher: no JJ no... let me show you...
JJ narrating: so she asked this kid who knew everything.. Robyn..
Teacher: Robyn! Robyn, what’s the plural for ox?
Robyn: Oxen, the farmer used his oxen
Teacher: JJ?
JJ: *crying* w-what..?
Teacher: JJ, what’s the plural for box?
JJ: Boxen! I bought two Boxen of doughnuts!
Teacher: no JJ no... Let’s try another Robyn, what’s the plural for goose?
Robyn: Geese, I saw a flock of geese
Teacher: JJ
JJ: *still crying* w-w-what?
Teacher: JJ, what’s the plural for moose?
JJ: *inhale* MOOSEN!! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN!!! THERE ARE MANY OF THEM! MANY MUCH! MOOSEN!! OUT IN THE WOODS!! IN THE WOODES!! IN THE WOODEST!! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD!! FOOD IS TO EATINSET!! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODINGSET!! IN THE FOODING AND WHATISIT!!
Teacher: JJ, JJ! You an imbecile.
JJ: MBECILEN!!
Teacher: what are you speaking German JJ?
JJ: German...Germane! JACKSON!!! JACKSON FIVE!! CHETTO!!
Teacher: JJ, what the hell are you talking about?
JJ: I don’t know really

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