Why MR. Whistle’s doesn’t talk no more

A lesbian: hi there do you know where the nearest Starbucks is?
MR. Whistle’s: yeah I do know where it is
The lesbian: can you show me where it is?
MR. Whistle’s: yeah, you go straight and th-
The lesbian: HOW DARE YOU!!!
MR. Whistle’s: ?
The lesbian: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR TELLING ME TO GO STRAIGHT UGH YOU STRAIGHT PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!
*the lesbian walks away*
MR. Whistle’s: this is why we ask Siri of where it is instead of asking people

  Noyas._.voicecrack

Oof,dat damn lesbian

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