Tig Ol’ Bitties but I took the time to write everything by myself

It was the first day back to school
Cuttin’ up in class
Actin’ like a tool
Friends were rollin’ in
We started talkin’ about the summer
Deejay saw Twilight
Bummer!
I spoke up, and asked my friends
“Are there any new girls? 9’s or 10’s?”
Hopin’ a few hotties had moved from other cities
And in walked in this girl with tig Ol’ bitties
I cant believe my eyes
In a contest, they’d win first prize
Double D guarantee I was checkin’ their size
It’s like 2 beach balls in a shirt disguise
Or Earth and Mars having some fun
Wait, I take that back it’s like 2 of the sun
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted off thinking about them tig ol’ bitties

Tig ol’ bitties
Mt Fuji brought its twin
Tig ol’ bitties
2 melons in a shirt
Tig ol’ bitties
(Tig ol’ bitties)
I put books in my lap
Tig ol’ bitties
Head bobbing as she walks
Tig ol’ bitties
Oh my god!
Tig ol’ bitties

Tig ol’ bitties
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Tig ol’ bitties
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Tig ol’ bitties

Kept trippin’ in class
Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt
Boobs having a fiesta
Later in lab, we were messin’ with test tubes
Couldn’t take my eyes off the new girl’s chest
Boobs!
Wasn’t paying attention
Got busted
Had to serve detention
In biology we talked about bees
The best kind of bees
Boobies!
I can’t believe my mind
I old a poker face to her 2 of a kind
With each step her breasts gettin’ redefined
I’m making my move
I’m thinking it’s time
Oh snap!
I’m gonna ask her to prom
And in my head she responds
“You’re the bomb!”
Feeling nervous so I count to 3
“I like your boobs.”
“Go to prom with me?”

Tig ol’ bitties
King Kong boobs
Tig ol’ bitties
Great tracks of land
Tig ol’ bitties
(Tig ol’d bitties)
Like my balls
Tig ol’ bitties
Real big
Tig ol’ bitties
Oh my god!
Tig ol’ bitties

Tig ol’ bitties
Ek ek ek ek ek ek
Tig ol’ bitties
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Tig ol’ bitties
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She said yes and I’m getting ready
Stain on my shirt...
Mom’s spaghetti
I pick her up, and I’m pretty sure
She’ll let me motorboat like
Br-br-br-br-br
I try to cop a feel once we get to school
She said “No touching. That’s the rule.”
Principal walks up on the scene
“It’s time to announce prom king and queen.”
“Your Favorite Martian and Tig Ol’ Bitties.”
“Congratulations on winning.”
Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy
Then out of her dress jumped something more
Tissues flew and rained from the sky
Oh my god!
You stuffed your shirt?!
Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt
Aw!!!
Fake o’ bitties
Wow!

Fake o’ bitties
You’re breaking my heart with
Fake o’ bitties
You’re crushing my dream with
Fake o’ bitties
(Fake o’ bitties)
I can’t believe it!
Fake o’ bitties
You really suck!
Fake o’ bitties
I can’t believe you would do that
Fake o’ bitties
Why would you do that? We’re you trying to get everyone’s attention?
Those aren’t boobs! They’re lies! Lies I tell you!
But you know I’m still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me
You know what, nevermind

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