WHO WANTS THEIR OWN ALBERT PLUSHIE?!?!

Introducing the new Albert plushie its a super cute plushie which is only 10 DOLLARS!!!
Get it now!
Sleep with it, throw it on the ground, flush it down the toilet, pee on it
And it can TALK!
To make it talk there will be this string behind him pull it and he can talk here are all the words he can say:
Fuck you
IDIOT
hey you disgusting cock
I love science
My penis has warts!
Suck my penis
B i t c h
Gravity=G*M÷radias*2 where G is the gravitational of constance
Get noob
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
h o t d i g s
Hot breasts
Suck my tits
TITTY SPRINKLES
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That's all he can say and its all random so you can't choose what he can say so buy the albert plushie!