When your friend pisses you off ( true story)(Long story

Me:hi
Bff/Casey: hi lets go to primemark in town
Me: *thinks that’s fucking 3miles away from my house*
Me and my bff/Casey:*buys fake nails*
Me: we came all away from my house to get them shitty little things
Bff/Casey: fuck off
Me: *slaps her in the forehead*
Bff/Casey: the whole town saw that
Me: the town is massive not everybody saw that dumbass
Bff/Casey: fine I will give you that one smart ass
Bff/Casey: *bruises me in my chest*
Me: ow fuck off *scars her in her arm*
Me: I am fucking 16 and I live by myself and all lonely and my job only pays my 5 pound and 6 pence and I am only this tall_______________|(that’s how tall I am in real life)
Bff/Casey: well I am 16 same hight as you and I only get paid 7pound and 1 pence and I live by myself lonely too
Me: not as bad as my money that I get At work bastard And I work at ST Anthony’s apadgua with my mams mate and the boss of the work Denise and with Nataly my mate to
Bff/Casey: I work at the same as you bitch
And your lucky to
Bff/Casey: *slaps me*
Girlfriend/Carla: *runs at Casey and punches her in the middle*
Me: *kisses Carla in the lips*
Bff/Casey: fuck off dickhead
Me: *protects Carla and pulls Casey’s hair*
Bff/Casey:*kicks me in the middle*
Me: Fuck! My dick!
(I am in Britain by the way and this just happened a day ago)
Bff/Casey: *uppercuts my Middle*
Me: fuck shit! Fuck that! Pull her hair Carla you have done fuck all!
Girlfriend/Carla:how about this you fucking bastard!*pulls hair and stands on her pinkie toe and throws her drugs at her face* You better not of broke them drugs because they are they are my medical drugs!
Girlfriend/Carla: Riku eelish! Do something!
Me: don’t need to say my second name eelish* pokes Casey’s eyes*
Bff/Casey: I blind help!
Me: whiny ass bitch
Bff/Casey: shut the fuck up!
Stranger: stop fighting!
Stranger: *walks away*
A different stranger:*licks my middle and cheers for me*
( the fight stopped when we were helping Casey to the doctor for her wounds)

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