Ok so... listen to this (if u want, lol)
My dog decided it would be fun to throw up...
But I was there and noticed he was gonna hurl... plus heโs a smol doggo...
So, to keep the puke from going all over the couch I put my hand under his mouth...
(This is my life... not the first time itโs happened either)
So my dog puked right into my hand... (I started mumbling to myself... Idk why)
Me: oh good job, Titan! (We didnโt name him... heโs less than 8 pounds)
Oh... mmmm, delicious... ugh...
*gets up and starts heading to the kitchen sink* nice job, buddy...
Mah sis: *from the other room* what happened?
Me: Titan threw up into my hand... * looks down at my hand* oh... agh...
Mah sis: did u get all of it?
Me: yup! ... mhhh delicious... ugh... *liquid starts to separate* oh cr- *dry heaves*
Agh *gags*
*plops it into the sink*
O-Oh, algh... *dry heaves* ...wonderful... *starts washing hands*
Oh... crap... agh...
...
And then he threw up again!๐
It was all liquid tho, so I had to clean up and run a load of laundry...
Delicious, l-lovely and agh *dry heaves*
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