I was asleep lol )

I'm so so so so sorry my tablet is like go the fuck to sleep bitch and then it shut off and it takes 5years just to get to 1% please dont hate me QwQ I feel terrible)

* laughs *
Sorry my tablet committed die again)

A lady found a lamp and a geiune came out of it she said I will grant you wishes the lady goes ok first one is can you build a bridge from Hawaii to California the genuine goes that's impossible give me a different one and then the lady goes can you help me understand men and the gueine said do you want that bridge to be a 2 lane or a 4 lane !

( I think it would be funny if you were just scrolling through a list of dad jokes and I just have so many off the top of my head )