SP: picks up Al * we’re going to the mall!
Do you need more sports b-
SP: IT COMPLEMENTS MY PHYSIQUE

* hugs Val * it’s okay.
SP: BiTcH wHaT tHe FuCk!

I WAS JUST ATTACKED BY THE SAME FUCKING HAIR BALL )

SP: pulls out another can of bug spray * why does this not kill you?
He’s invincible.

SP: you suck. Literally.
* laughs * yup