First Night

Phone Guy: Hello Mike.
Mike: hey phone guy, I’m just here chilling on my first day here.
Phone guy: that’s good, but I need to warn you that Freddy fazbears is not the place u want to be falling asleep.
Mike: dude, it’s gonna be hard for me to believe someone who quit in 1 week on the job.
Phone guy: Well, when u risk having your dick chopped off by a pizza chain mascot, that’s what happens.
Mike: ... ok, what u just said, what?
Phone guy: Some people are cool with jobs That Means being killed in the fire and, others that bewared of animatronic wiping creatures that wanna stuff you to a metal endoskeleton.
Mike *sees bonnie* 0-0 what r u talking about?
Phone guy: ah, there’s that pussy kind of voice, u see something from the corner of your eye?
Mike: how did u know...
Phoney guy: Your gonna wanna shut the doors Mike.
*both doors closed*
Phone guy: so, Freddy and his buddies are Supernaturally possessed by the murdered kids.
Mike: but....
Phone guy: look, the more u use ur monitor and doors, the less power ur gonna have.
Mike: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Phone guy: Maybe you shouldn’t take a security job if you think it’s gonna be too easy.
Mike: ITS A RESTAURANT FOR CHILDREN!
*hangs up*

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