2stories in one real stories

Story one
(My father is 31)
( I came to his house and yes Billie Eilish moved to London it won’t say on google though and yes I live with Billie and my siblings but I came to his house to stay and help him)

Father:clean my room please
Me:ok
(2 hours later)
Me: oh crap I was just chilling on my computer I need to clean his room!
Father:*comes upstairs into his room*
Father: you haven’t done a thing!
Sibling/Lizzy: oh shit your in trouble Riku!
Other sibling/Logan: oh shit he is in trouble!
Billie Eilish/girlfriend: stop don’t be mean!
Other sibling/Logan: ugh fine I get that your famous but still
Me:shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Father: clean my room this instant or I kill you! *goes downstairs*
Me: fine *cleans his room*
(2 hours later)
Father: *comes upstairs and comes in his room* spotless well done!
Me: thank you!
Father:*goes downstairs And watches the match* go go go! Go derek! Go my friend!
Me: weirdo
Me: *plays Roblox for one hour*
Billie eilish/girlfriend: *comes upstairs and smooches me*
Me: aww I love you
Billie eilish/girlfriend: I love you to
Story 2
Me: I going to go to town ok
Casey/bff:I coming
Me: ok
Me*goes to town with Casey* Primemark!
Me: *buys boots and cat T-shirt and sandals*
Casey/bff:*buys fake nails and lots of t-shirts*
( we walk out of the shop)
(2hours later)
Me:*brings casey home*
Casey/bff: shiiiiiiit forgot to buy stuff for Joel!
Me: your boyfriend Joel
Casey/bff: yes!
Me: well write a list
Casey/bff: how am I supposed to do that when it’s already over
Me: I am saying next time write a list
Casey/bff: takes to long dumbass*pushes me*
Me: ugh *kicks her in the nose*
Casey/bff: holy shit you son of a bitch!

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