When your mad but your friend can’t tell because your a vampire (true story)(real story)

Me: 😡
Billie eilish/girlfriend: what’s wrong
Me:nothing
Sibling/jack:haha
Me: Im about to beat this bitch up
Sibling/jack:*goes upstairs and goes in his room*
Me:*goes upstairs*
Sibling/jack:*lies on bed*
Me:*goes in jacks room* hi bitch what’s up bitch
Sibling/jack: shut up
Me:*goes downstairs in the sitting room*
Billie eilish/girlfriend: what’s wrong
Me: I fucking have to go to work until night
Billie eilish/girlfriend: ugh fuck
Me: exactly
(I go to work and see papers at my desk saying start focusing shithead from marshal)
Me:ugh

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