Me vs. Karen (this is not to offend anybody with the name Karen the internet just gave uh- middle-aged, rude woman that name)

Karen: Let me speak to your manager! My drink is wrong, and I have the right to sue you!
Manger: ma’am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Karen: No! Not until my drink is right! And I will call the police!
//
Me: Uhm, hi, Not to be rude or throw a fit but, I asked for a Carmel Macchiato but instead it was different, May I have a different drink please?
Manager: Yes of course!
Me: Thank you so much.
//
Karen: No, your bike is to loud, it’s disturbing my pets and kids, I have the right to sue you! (Jesus Christ I just realized Karen’s are like addicted to having people sued-)
Guy: But I haven’t harmed anyone, so what gives you the right to report me?
Karen: because you are disrupting the peace and quit.
//
Me: Hello, I was just wondering if you can maybe keep it a little bit down for now, my kids are trying to sleep and you dirt bike is causing them to wake up, if it’s not to much of a bother. I'm not trying to make a scene or be mean.
Guy: Oh, sure! I’m sorry for the inconvenience.
Me: Thank you sir.
//
(Dear lord what did I make 😂)
(Also none of these scenes have happened yet I just picture them happening-)

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  fsxtlle

Give me time to read this lmao

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  𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲 my beloved

Lol 🤣

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