I’m just gonna falk about my crackhead dream I just had

Soo, uh apparently I was Maelyn?? (first of all, BAHAHAHAH, second of all, 👁👄👁)) and today was also my birthday, her birhtday? a birthday. anyways, it was like in the woods or something, and then suddenly i switched back to being me? (okay, this needs another explanation, i was controlling Mae’s body, but then in fhe blink of an eye, i was back in my body, and Mae had full control of her body again.)
And we were talking and she was like (para-phrasing, she soundsd like a movie narrator) “you’re the most skilled artist i know, i need you to draw this for me” or whatever, but like, appreciate the flattery, subconscious, but LMFAO NOO
soo the thing Maelyn wanted me to draw was her as this giant ass cheetah?? so i did, looked wack, but then sum robbers showed up and tried to rob us? and somehow Maelyn turned info the giant ass cheetah i drew, but like, anatomically correct. then she fucking age them, but then Creature appeared out of nowhere (and he was like, ass check smooth, no scars n shit) and fell over? he tripped over sum branches or something, well i gusss there was a gun under his ass? and it went off?? so he had a fucking bullet jn his ass???

then after feeakkng out for two seconds, we were all piling into cars to get ice cream???? (holy shit this js more crackhsad when you type it out) but he still had a bullet in his ass but he didn’t care anymore? anyways, the dream ended when i was hiding in my dad’s room, and a Lucario appeared and started walking towards the bed but i woke ul before it saw me?

uh chile wack ass dream, 10/10 do recommend

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