So.

Story time

So, I’m compared to the prepubescent white boys at my high school, I have a deep voice
Now, I have had friends ask me to say shit, you know the normal “kitten” and “baby girl”
Ya know, the normal

But, I had this girl, let’s call her Val
I met Val a few days ago, and this bitch comes up and says “hey, my boyfriends being a bitch, can you say this so I can send it to him?”

And of course I said no, cus I’m not gonna make my home boy upset and shit

But then she throws a tantrum, so I give in and my friends pull around and huddle in

So, she gives me a paper, and takes her phone out and recorded

I shit you not

I had to say “shut up little mouse, daddy’s Busy”

I’m done straight girls and their shit

So, that happens and now my friends keep calling me daddy, and I hate Val

So, how are you? 👅👄👅❤️❤️👌🏼🔫

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