There’s actually 3 different outcomes to Noah being drunk depending on how much he drinks

When he drinks a lot, and I meant a lot, you get a sobbing Noah
When he drinks a moderate amount you get sinful Noah
When he’s just slightly buzzed you get a Noah that has no idea where his is and doesn’t do shit

Right now he’s drinking

  []TYRD[]

Noah: *very sleepy*

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  Dinosaur

Zach: *sleepy

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  []TYRD[]

Noah: *slowly falls asleep *

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  Dinosaur

Zach: nothing *cuddling with him then falls back asleep*

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  []TYRD[]

Noah: what?

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