Sibling vs me

Me:last cookie *eats the last cookie*
Sibling/Logan: I wanted that last cookie!
Me:you said you didn’t even want cookies!
Sibling/Logan: fine going outside
Me: you can’t go outside without being injected by the syringe that makes you human for 5 hours
Sibling/Logan:*injects the syringe*
Me: good
Sibling/Logan: *stays outside for five hours and comes back in* there’s no more cookies!
Me:obviously *spawns cookies and eats them*
Sibling/Logan:you bitch

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