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Idk man Vlad Tepes was kinda gay. I mean, bro’s intimidation strategy was to just thrust rods up guys asses 🌝 of course said rod-rammed homo(sapien)s would also have the rod stick out through their abdomens as they slowly bled out with crows finding their dying bodies as perfect nests. But still imagine not having “no homo” in your Romanian language yet and getting a thick wooden pole shoved up your ass and through your intestines by a formidable ruler as his handle bar mustache grazes the plane of your cheek. Watt pad material right there. 😘

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  Saiyaku ⏰ 敬礼 Varriiko

This is my favorite post that I’ve ever made

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  Saiyaku ⏰ 敬礼 Varriiko

I like to hold the title of the only person on animemaker able to make a genocidal ruler into a hawt kawaii Anime desu desu Fanfic boyfriend

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