:> i haz specialz anoncement childrenzzz

So.
I am openly adopting children nowz!-
So. If your ugly parents currently are mean bullys or are non-existant irl- then BOOM i’m your pansexual nonbianry parent, as long as you awnser the following question in the comments :>
Questions for you to fill out:
•Name and Pronouns
•Your species(for example: i’m a stoppid mushroom person)
•Your sexuality
•Why you wanna be my child, if your ok with having three parents XD(me and my to gfs irl, in school i’ll ask them to leave me notes i can give to all of you through this app)

Rules:
-My good friend Child cna not me my kid she is all of you(kids who im adopig)’s aunt!- becuzz YES
-Dinner/breakfast/lunch time: when your hungry.
-dont eat my dino nuggies unless i say you can.
-You better not fricking let anyone bully you, or if you date someone and they hurt you. Ima Kill a b*tch!-

Ok thats all-

Goodnight ppl <3
See you tomorrow after school and in the morning!

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  ✨🖤Unholy water🙄💅

XD idk its a cursed emoji person

5 years ago   Reply

  ~ᑕᕼᗩᖇᒪIᗴ_ᗪᖇᗩᗯᔕ_ᗷᗩᗪ~

Oop sorry I didn’t see this till now, Ren! Thank you for welcoming me as your child!

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Omg what is this emoji thingy I made 😂😅

5 years ago   Reply

  ✨🖤Unholy water🙄💅

Its ok no worries!

5 years ago   Reply

  Lʏᴛʀɪx//Fʀɪsᴋ

✨🖤Unholy water🙄💅

My apologies, Ren, I forgot. ;-;

5 years ago   Reply

  ✨🖤Unholy water🙄💅

well im not exactly a mom if you wanna call me mom or dad please use Ren if you will its the non-binary term for words like Mom and Dad so i’m your Ren or parent- if you will

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