Our oil, Americans love oil. Is for me? 👉👈🤭 oil is mine hehe gun can bang in school zone

No free Healthcare? Just use a gun, its quicker.
-amarica

That stuff does happen, so do British people with there tea and God save the queen with breadcrums

Florida is just meth, alligators, sometimes old people, oranges, hurricanes here and there, stupid crimes, and people still laugh at all of that

Plus america gets MORE jokes than the UK because we're just 50 countries in a huge trench coat. We don't know wtf happening in florida other than alligators or wtf is happening in texas other than yeehaw trump supporters