Some experiences I’ve had and what they taught me

Jump down a flight of stairs - humans cannot fly
Try to pull a dresser with your pants and have it fall on you - learn how physics work
Fight a kid in preschool - if you want to be taken seriously use violence
Almost kill a kid - violence solved our conflict and made everyone afraid, everyone will be your bitch
Run into a corner face first - don’t run in the house
Cut off sisters finger with a door - no slamming doors
Get sick at school - the nurse is useless as all hell and will lecture you over coughing
Getting kicked in the back of the legs - violence is key

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