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Uriel: daddy (dunno) can you pass the salt? (Idk why just- yes)
*both axel and uriels dad reach for the salt*
Axel: shit-
Uriel: -//////-
Uriel’s dad: get the fuck out of my house.

Uriel: I only get nine hours of sleep.
Raymond: nine!? I get seven!!
Robyn you get seven!?! Bruh I get four!
Taylor: wait you guys are getting sleep..?

Robyn: *just woke up, his voice is hella deep* morning guys..
Uriel: woahhh.. are you losing your voice?
Robyn: ? No?
Taylor: uh-

Uriel: HE’S TRYNA FUCK ME!
Robyn: bitch! Move your fat ass!
Axel: *chasing Uriel* bring yo ass back.
*both Robyn and Uriel scream*

Taylor: tf are you doing Lily-
Me irl: I AM A STEGOSAURUS-

police: come out with your hands up!
Uriel and Robyn: *puts hands up* I’m gay-

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