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Me: *gets handed a tortilla*
Me: Hurricane Katrinaaaaa, more like hurricane tortillaaaaaa 😎
Aunt: *confusion*

Taylor: *taking a driving test with her brother*
Toby: Ok. Stop, don’t pull over, just stop.
Taylor: *stops*
Toby: right now you see Courtney, A cat, and a traffic cone. What do you hit?
Taylor: hehe, definitely Courtney.
Toby: The breaks Taylor. You hit the fucking brakes.

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  fsxtlle

I FINALLY FOUND THE RP WHERE ADAM STARTED))
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 😌✨))

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  fsxtlle

Hello?))

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  fsxtlle

fsxtlle

(she's talking to amazon)

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  fsxtlle

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Wanna do it? I swear to God it'll be better with them being enemies, cause it'll be more embarrassing and funny lmao))

Octavia: Honey, may I tell you something?

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fsxtlle

Haha yesss))

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