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Deku Mina sato and Momo holding a phone recording themselves: ♫ presents and rose petals with whiskers on kittens ♫

Denki just sliding past in his underwear: STICKING MY D*CK IN A ROTESSIRIE CHICKEN
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Jirou: hey shoji!
Shoji: what?
Jirou: wanna see my squish a rock?
Shoji: you can't squish a ro-
Jirou: *squishes kirishimas cheeks*
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Tiger: *in a deep corpse voice showing nothing but a blank screen recording the floor* I've taken your first born
*the screen flips up to Tiger holding kota smiling* out to icecream because he's such a good son woopie! *yeets kota into ze sky*

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