I've had to re write this so many fucking tjmes

[Specifically Haikyuu and BnHA] this is the second time I've had to write this and I'm pissed because it was a whole 8 paragraphs long.

Kenma. He is not a fucking INFANT HOLY SHIT-
like?? He withh body slam you don't fucking beat him in Mario kart 8. Dont touch his things either?? He's edgy and will shoot you. Nurf or Nothing bitch. He's a fucking Gamer bro. Cant tell me he doesn't have a nurf gun. AND LIKE- HES NOT?? THAT SHORT??? 5'6 is perfectly respectable. damn 🙄🙄🙄. Also- he definitely curses. He has definitely cursed someone out in game. CS:GO?? COD?? you make him lose a session you losing your HANDS. And I'm not saying he's violent but he will be angry at you for a bit lmao.

what the fuck is up with hinata just not knowing what sex or cursing is?? Are we just- not caring that he's a hoghschooler and definitely curses and makes sex jokes?? Mans probably curses like a sailor in private smh. hes not just- a fucking toddler??? He knows things. He's not fucking stupid. okay bad choice of words. He does not have the mindset of a 5 year old. that highkey sounds worse but we're moving on.

Sugawara. Why is he- that- why- his fanon personality is too fucking much to unpack holy shit. Why is he "oohh HiNaTADONT cuRSE whO taught you those very naughty words 😡😡" why does his fanon personality baby most of them?? (Specifically hinata) like- this man's will beat your ass and then ask when the project for science is due. He's so just- not whatever the fuck his fanon personality is.

Asahi. What the fuck is his fanon personalit- ITS NOT EVEN A PERSONALITY- LIKE- HE DOESNT SHOUT SHIT ABOUT GOD EVERY SECOND WHAT THE FUCK. He's japanese and has his own culture?? Like- sure Christianity is everywhere but its not a very big thing in japan yknow?? also- mans is 6'7 and scared of MICE. okay he's not but its funny lmao. He is a sleepy man and has a bad attitude in the morning and thats hilarious to me. Sleep deprived KING. like same.

Kageyama. Did not have the emotional and mental growth he should have gotten in middle school. Its very obvious. also- he doesn't drink only milk??? I get that he likes it and he would drink it if he had the chance but like?? He's not addicted? Why is that a personality trait. Just- he's got anger issues and a complex. Dont know which one but its there.

On to the fuckheads of now

Midoriya. (Second time I've had to write this)
He's got the whole set of mental illness. Cant convince me otherwise. THE WHOLE FUCKING SET. Also- can we get him therapy?? This whole class needs it but- also- can we not baby him either??? He knows what sex and cursing is. He grew up with bakugou for fucks sake. And the area he grew up in was kinda shitty right?? He definitely curses and knows his way through shady parts of town. Mf uses humour to deal with his ✨childhood trauma✨ dont @ me biut it cuz you know it too. I would also like to point out that without his dad around his mom probably worked a lot so he knows how to cook and do other shit like that. Also- he's really smart?? But highkey a dumbass yknow. He and todoroki meet up every Thursday to shit talk. Specifically Bakugou and Endeavor. (Im gonna bring him up again later because there is a LOT to unpack.) Midoriya 100% is a gamer. He grew up without friends he definitely played online games and shit. Mf hangs out with Kaminari and Sero on the down low and shows them around shady parts of town and does shopping trips at 4am. Dont tell me he doesn't have insomnia because that is a LIE. I have more to rant about but yknow.

Aizawa. Bitch is tired and needs so much therapy. You cant tell me this man is unemotional. He unironically sends grumpy cat memes dont tell me he doesn't. Also- he's not a dick?? Hes not just gonna fucking ignore a student with mental health problems. Mf has trauma too?? He's been a pro for 15 or more years and has witnessed so much shit?? He works at NIGHT. When all the SHIT HAPPENS. GANGS WARS, DRUG BUSTS, SUICIDES??? So much shit and your telling me that this man sees a sad child and fucking ignores them "im not paid enough for this shit" 🙄🙄 WHAT THE FUCK??

I have way to much to rant about for todoroki it needs a whole ass separate post.

DISCLAIMER. I WILL NOT BE SPECIFYING MENTAL HEALTH OR SYMPTOMS OF ND THINGS. THAT IS NOT MY PLACE TO DO SO.

  new hip tumblr sexyman (it/he)

yea i used to think that way too omfg 😭

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  crime lord

yeah I can see that. I tend to make characters a bit more chaotic then needed lmao

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  new hip tumblr sexyman (it/he)

ok KENMA ,,, mmm,,, hes just a normal high school boy ? 😐 hes not a gremlin, he has emotions !!! but yea he’s not a soft boy but he’s not a gremlin either um

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