LOL RANDOM (inspired by my dear friend, Ali<3)

*When Axel and Uriel were enemies*

Uriel: *on top of Axel holding him down* You are defeated. (URIEL BOTTOMING AXEL LMAO)

Axel: You forgot about my secret weapon, it can only be defused by kissing me on the mouth. 😉😏😏

Uriel: ....

Uriel: You know, you could've asked me out on a date instead of taking over the city-

Axel: I'M AWKWARD, OKAY?

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Future Taylor: *Headlocking Blaine* I've only had Blaine for a day and a half. But, if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this place and then myself. >:(

Future Uriel, Future Axel: We're his fathers-

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(Axel and Uriel are enemies again)
Axel: I've found the perfect way to trap Uriel! First, we'll go to some fancy restaurant. As he's really nice, he'll say that he'll take the check. But, then, I will ask for two cakes! —

Zane: —so evilll!! :0

Axel: Be prepared to hear the most diabolical idea ever!!... First, Uriel and I will have a really romantic wedding. Then, we'll go to have a really romantic honeymoon.

Adeline: Where's the "diabolical" part?-

Axel: There's none! 😌 But, Uriel will be so happy that he'll deeply regret not marrying me sooner!

Adeline: B R I L L I A N T!!

Axel: You'd better hold on to your seat for this one!... Uriel and I will have two beautiful kids, Blaine and Hana—

Taylor: It seems to me like all your plans are about you and Uriel ending up together- well, I'ma tell that to him.

Axel: SHUT UPPP!!

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Raymond, Taylor: *sleeping*

Raymond: *having a dream of fighting Adam in a battlefield, physically punching in the air lmao* hmm.. ha-ya! ..mhm.. Mm.. *keeps punching in the air until he punches Taylor off the bed*

Taylor: YOU MOTHERFUCKE—

*T h e N e x t D a y*

Taylor: *rubbing her eyes aggressively* And that's why we haven't slept in DAYSSSS.

Uriel: I don't get it. Why don't you just sleep in seperate beds?

Raymond: g o o d p o i n t.

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Axel: I hate you with every inch of my being!!

Uriel: That's not a lot of inches ;))))

Axel: 😳o/////o *gay paniccc* ...RUN.

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