I remember having to use the restroom ALSO in a different school during 3rd grade so I asked my idiot teacher (everyone HATES her) and then she said, "WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING"
Of course, we had to do one of those "I can't promise that lol" hands, raise it up, then shake it back and forth (not like she would see it... or care)
The teacher told EVERYBODY in my class to show me what to do, and they all gave me annoyed looks and did the hand thing, and I just wish I would slam my hands on the table and yell at my teacher, "LISTEN UP YOU BIG FAT B*SH I REALLY GOTTA GO SO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO DO THAT STUPID HAND THINGIE OR I'LL SMACK THE SH*T OUT OF YOUR STUPID FLABBY PIG FACE"
Luckily, my mom (and maybe even other parents) called her a b*sh because she was angry when she heard my pig of a teacher wouldn't let me go :D

Once but a different teacher and different school

Wtf