Random Again, Teeheeeee

Axel: I'm angery >:(

Uriel: hehe hand touch make blondie go purrr ❤❤

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(an original i made)
Person: Who's top?

Raymond, Taylor: *both points at each other*

Person: Who's bottom?

Raymond, Taylor: *both points at each other again*

Person: uh, okay- how about. If you two had seats in an airplane, who's left?

Raymond: *points at himself*

Person: Who's right?

Taylor: *points at herself*

Person: Then, wHo'S tHe mIdDlE?

Adam: ME, BITCH.

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(ORIGINAL BY ME, but still a little teensy weensy 2% inspired)
*When Axel and Uriel were enemies*

Uriel: Axel likes to tie me up and put restraints on me so I couldn't escape whenever he captures me.

Taylor: How many times?

Uriel: A lot of times that I lost count.

Taylor: He probably likes giving you BONDAGE.

Uriel: Bondage? I- what?- 😳 *ultimate gay panic*

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(kinda original again?)

Axel: *sleeping and cuddling with Loli*

Uriel: Ah, yes. Me, my boyfriend, and his hybrid magic space cat.

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Axel: *looking for his clothes everywhere* Guys, have you seen my top??

Raymond, Adam: Uriel's at the library with his mother.

Axel: That's not what I meant- 😳 *gay panicccc*

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Axel before: I DON'T like Uriel. 🙄

Loli's POV(Axel's companion pet): does this work on uriel? we all know u love him. boi pls. u liar. im a cat, not an idiot. meow meow bitch ur gay.

  fsxtlle

✨ s ι м ρ ✨

You don't wanna know what 'bondage' is if you haven't known yet 😳

If you still wanna know or you already know, then oOf okay

3 years ago   Reply

  fsxtlle

✨ s ι м ρ ✨

LMAO XDDDD

3 years ago   Reply

  ✨ s ι м ρ ✨

THE FUCKING LAST ONE XDDDDD

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  fsxtlle

Nilestheidiot

OMG SJXJIAXI LOL, CONGRATS.

HELLO,
THAT WAS MY ALT ACCOUNT BTW, HERE'S MY MAIN ACC.

3 years ago   Reply

  Nilestheidiot

finally fricking found you 😤 also it's me niles hbddhdgdh

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