O_O.....Wut da faq?

Here's a good one: (kind of mature) Learn from your parents mistakes, and use birth control.

They're not really clever so I think that'll work on them. I can kill them with kindness too. X3

Kill them with kindness. Or make them feel stupid about their actions or say a lot of smart paraphrase or something

Don't listen to anyone you're perfect! Just say 'I couldn't care less about what you think' and they will soon shut up! :D or a slap around the face.... Only in bad situations though! Totally >:3