Rate my Cringey Grammer

1. Me ate food
2.I walked to door to go outside and talk to human "<big>hi</big>"
3. The dog need eat.
4. I woke up because my weirdest Lucid Dreams and i also thinking of my classmates running away from the moste in behind house.
5. I ploy Minecraft every months.
6. I check animemaker newest notipikation and see swear comments stuff itself. ¦:^(
7. the fox jump the fence itself to high.