I go insane

6:50
Me: wakes up
Me: why is it 6:50
My mum: asleep
Me: drinks 2 coke bottles
Me: I CaNt Go tO slEeP
7:50
My mum: wakes up
Me: aslo wakes up
Me: Mum CaN I WritE a DicK
My mum: what no of course not
Me: yEa bUT yOU alL wAyS leT Me
10:00
Me: Can I pOoP oN thE flOoR
My mum: no of course not
Me: shows my d#ck
My mum: go to your room
Me: FirSt cAn I P#Ss oN thE floOR
My mum: NO GO TO YOUR ROOM
the end lol

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