Drunk Jay being brought home by masky

Masky: I told you not to eat that guy.
Jay: pfft! I'm prettier than a mother fucking peacock!!
Masky: I'm so tired of you.
Jay: onward Timothy! The redcoats are upon us!
Masky: Jay you've been watching too many Hamilton videos.
Jay: I saw a video where you were John Lawrence.
Masky: I'm sure.

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  ☯︎❖︎𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐧❖︎☯︎

hey you on?

3 years ago   Reply

  ☯︎❖︎𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐧❖︎☯︎

thanks! sorry gotta go. I hope we can talk tomorrow!

3 years ago   Reply

  ☯︎❖︎𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐧❖︎☯︎

hey what time is it where you are?

3 years ago   Reply

  ☯︎❖︎𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐧❖︎☯︎

thats good to hear. my days going fine.

3 years ago   Reply

  ☯︎❖︎𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐧❖︎☯︎

so did you have a good day?

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