Expectation V.S. Reality

expectation:
me:*sees air head*
me:*remembers commercial for air heads and eats air head*
me:*head becomes a balloon*
reality:
me*sees air head*
me:*remembers commericial for air heads and eats air head*
me:*realises i already have a really big head so maybe thats why it didnt become a balloon* ; - ;