Story time: idk (true and long story)

Me: before you fucking call me names I want you to stop
Logan/sibling: pffffft no fart nugget
Me: UHHHH
Logan/sibling: tell me is this how tall guys act
Me: you talk a lot a shit for a washing machine and no I’m not just saying that cuz you ar-
Logan/sibling: your a washer
Me: no you talk shit for one
Lizzy/sibling: Ok can we just take it way down
Me: your actually being nice for once
Lizzy/sibling: ok Logan stop calling him names and Riku stop telling him he talks shit
Me: FUCK OFF
Suki/girlfriend: STOP
(Yeah I divorced my wife Andrea)
Me: ok babe I don’t want to get you involved in any of this
Logan/sibling: *brings me outside*
Me: your gonna through me in a cave aren’t you
Logan/sibling: *throughs me in a cave*
Me: OK THIS IS GETTING TO FAR AND ARE YOU DUMB IM INVINCIBLE IM A FUCKING VAMPIRE
Me: DID ANYONE GET THE AGE OF THAT BITCH
Logan/sibling: 14
me: THANK YOU
Logan/sibling: awww are sad aww let me help
Me: EAT A DICK
Me: *flies out of the cave and energy beams Logan/sibling*
Logan/sibling: owww that actually hurt
Me: aww you got a boo boo lemme fix it HAAAAAA *brays logan/sibling so hard*
Logan/sibling: OUUUUCH OK YA PEICE OF SHIT I GET IT YOUR MAD YOU FREAKISHLY TALL GUY OR WHATEVER
Me: you talk a lot a shit for a washing machine

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