An interview with -1

So Um, how are you
-1: *crackling*
huh?
-1: *loud crackling*
Erm, Rover I don't think you have your voice box on
-1: oh s...SORry I'm n..n...NOt veRy good with thIs talking *crackle* thing
It's okay, anyways I have to ask you a couple questions
-1: ARe they quEstions about *crackle* Mars? *crackled laughter* because lemme tell ya something, I know a couple things *crackle* about mArs

Well, no they aren't about Mars
-1: eh m..might as well gEt this over *crackle* with
Alrighty then, first question. What is your opinion about your creator?
-1: *crackle* creator? *TABLE SLAP* HE FUCKING KILLED ME TO POWER THIS SUIT
so I'm guessing you think of him negatively?
-1: if that *crackle* wasn't obvious, yEs
Ok, second question. Do you think of anyone positively
-1: well, I can list some if you want
Yeah,  that would be great
-1: *crackle* all the other negatives, all of the non negative FFCCS and you, mostly because of how polite you are

Why thank you, your quite kind as well
-1: anyways, what's the *crackle* next question? *crackle*
How does your body work?
-1: wEll I can do most stuff my just *crackle* tHinking about it, like most humans can
Strange, but ok
-1: yeah, you'd think I'd have some buttons or whatnot but I guess my "cREator" wasn't the smartest *crackle*

ok, final question. What would you do if your creator was in the same room as you?
-1: ...
...
-1: I'd stomp on him, drill into his foot and pinch him with my *crackle* claws
Uh, ok. I guess that's the end of the interview, have a good day Rover

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