My brother hates me for a good reason (Read desc)

Me to my brother legit every day: Yuuuh YUUUH YEAHHHHH
yea yea yea
This one's for BadBoyHalo
Yaaaaa
*ahem
Why you have lice in ur head? Why you got lice in ur head?
BadBoyHalo.
You should clean ur hair.
Cuz lice is D A N G E R O U S
My aunt got lice
And she died
My uncle got lice
And he died
My grandma got lice
And she lived
But she lived a very lice-y life

My brother: Shut up Top you're so annoying (Top is not my real name btw only some people on this app know my real name lol)

Me: *pain* You're so mean Watermelon (Lol that's now his fake name for anime maker so if I talk about someone named Watermelon I'm talking about my brother. Also don't ask where I got watermelon from it's an inside joke between me him and my cousin you really had to be there to understand lol)

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