THIS IS AN ALERT ISSUED BY THE FFCC FACILITY FOLLOWING THE NUKE

THE FFCC FACILITY HAS ISSUED THIS MESSAGE

The bomb has worked, sort of
It killed most of them except for
001 002 003 022 010 012 020 -1 -2 -3 -4 -5

We will now list ways you can survive these creatures

001: take off all clothes with any shade of blue/cyan
002: there is no reason to need instructions, this one is with the owner of the FFCC
003: light up whatever room you are in, it can not get into well lit up rooms
022: throw out all processed meat and burn it
010: DO NOT LOOK AT IT
012: this one does not need to be survived, it simply brings back the dead (as they were before they died)
020: if you are chosen by it you must not disrespect it, if you do the results could be gruesome

-1: be silent and hide small children
-2: do not watch/look at any material that comes from the movies "despicable me 1, 2 and 3"
-3: unplug all blenders, toasters, microwaves, coffee makers and TV's
-4: rip the face off of your favorite doll/toy
-5: sit down and act as if you do not have legs, it will only go after those who are standing/using their legs

We wish you luck on surviving all of these creatures, this could cause the end of the world

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