Most important life lessons

1: If you dad says, "Do you think I'm an idiot?" carefully consider your answer. Even if he is an idiot.
2: Don't trust anyone who knows how to give a wedgie.
3: Never fall asleep on a feild trip when your friends have toothpaste.
4: Even if your parents yell at you, they still love you.
5: It takes years to earn trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
Last but not least, the most important lesson. *I have experience with us* -
6: Never try to baptized your neighbor's cat, especially with the hose.

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