Kiss a potato

Okay.

HAH! NO! I would if I weren't a fricken 13 year old who has bad knees and back and everything, I can't catch my breath very well, I will cough my lungs out from someone having literally 1 cigar, and weapons there probably have a bit of smoke, and I'm a weakling who will just run and hide, I'm not doing that 😂

Get past army training and then become a soldier, its as simpol as that, though that is easier said then done,

How would one do that?