Scout: YOU ARE A DUMBASS
Heavy: WOOOAAAAAAHH!!! WAAAAAA!!! D:
Spy: HAHAHAHAH *snort snort* ZE FAT MAN IS CRYING!
Soldier: GET WITH THE PROGRAM, MAGGOT!!! *punches heavy*
Demoman: HEAVY NEEDS ScRuMpY!!
Sniper: Good job mate, your a fat slob.
Pyro: MMMPHMPHMPH
engineer: YEEEHAWWWW *killed by bue spy*
Marasmus: I AM MARASM- WHY IS THIS FAT MAN CRYING