Well I’m strong and on the “older side” plus kids are scared of me WHEN THEIR NOT FUCKING RETARDS 😌

......the kids I have won’t leave me alone and sit on me mind you there heavy ass kids

uhm- wanna trade children we see? Bc the children I deal with hate the snacks and scream while stealing, and almost breaking my stuff😀.

Children are the best how dare you the fact you can bribe them with candy to drink soda is a win win