How to stop aging

Step 1: Have a birthday.
Step 2: Be scared to grow up.
Step 3: Run to the forest.
Step 4: Find an alternate portal.
Step 5: Step in.
Step 6: Be trapped on the same day over and over. (you’ll be the same age again and again)
September 25th, 2341
The “Happy Birthday” Incident
to lazy to color in the boy