Part 2 - Kill Em’ Both

Part 3 (aka the part I’m releasing tomorrow) is funnier btw. This part isn’t the most entertaining but y’know, you can read it if you want to

???: …really, the question is… who are you?
Sky: u-uh… *looks at Tabi, sweating*
Tabi: *nods and fuses with her*
Taskii (the fusion of Sky and Tabi): Taskii and ya didn’t answer the question.
???: *eyes widen, serious face again* … *smiles a bit* name’s Pico.
Taskii: why does that name sound familiar again..?
Pico: you know Daddy dearest, right?
Taskii: *defuses*
Sky: yeah. The retired rock star?
Pico: mhm, he sent me to kill his daughter’s boyfriend, Boyfriend, and protect his daughter when necessary.
Sky: WHAT?! YOU AIN’T KILLING MY BO- *flashbacks of what happened in her mod, growls lowly* you ain’t killin him.
Pico: oh yeah? Who you tryna kill then?
Tabi: that little wench Gf. Heard o’ her?
Pico: *eyes widen* yeah, DD’s daughter. *points his gun at them* this’ll be fun.
Sky: okay, shady dude in our secret headquarters trying to kill us. How much worse could this day get? *flops down on a beanbag chair*
Pico: *snickers* pfft! You call this a headquarters?
Tabi: that’s enough… Pico.
Sky: yea!! Why’d you just come in here and bully us?!
Tabi: *elbows her, whispers* we can both defend ourselves, remember? He’s just being annoying.
Pico: *looks at Tabi* I heard that! And you’d think you’d try to defend your… er.. master’s daughter!
Sky: YOU DON’T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE THOUGH!!
Pico: well I gotta kill Boyfriend, and quick cause’ DD already seems fed up with my previous failed attempts.
Tabi: *laughs* so you’ve tried a ton of times to kill an innocent little dude and failed each and every time?
Pico: *sweats a little as he was nervous* w-well if you guys hate Girlfriend so much then why haven’t you already killed her?!
Sky: I did something similar! I think Bf hates me for it now though…
Pico: that annoying little thing. What do you say we kill em’ both?