Jay waking Jeff up to ask him who Lucas is

Jeff: YOU LITTLE SHIT!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Jay: who’s Lucas?!
Jeff: how did you-
Jay: you were talking in your sleep. Who’s Lucas?
Jeff:…(pushes him off and sits up) promise to keep to keep it a secret? Brother to brother?
Jay:(nods) mhm!
Jeff:(sighs and whispers in Jays ear) he’s my kid.
Jay:(eyes widen and gives Jeff a shocked look)…I’m an uncle?
Jeff: yep. He’s 3 now.
Jay:(slaps him like crazy) YOU SHIT! That long?!
Jeff:(covers his mouth) don’t make the whole mansion know now you twerp!!
Jay:(pissed) why didn’t you tell us?
Jeff: cause I’m not the type to be a father.
Jay: who’s the mother?
Jeff:….
Jay: Jeffie?
Jeff: I don’t know.
Jay: how do you not know?
Jeff: one night stand.
Jay: ah. You and Liu are the same.
Jeff: she left him in the forest and I took him.
Jay: I’ll keep your secret. But you have to tell Liu too at some point. Where’s the baby now?
Jeff: with Jack.
Jay: you told Jack before me?!
Jeff: he’s my friend.
Jay: I’m your brother!
Jeff: I’ve known him longer.
Jay; you almost killed me.
Jeff: ain’t you gonna let that go?
Jay: no. I wanna see my nephew though.
Jeff: later.

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