Ok this one is facts

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Dab: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Italy: ...I did. I broke it.
Dab: No. No you didn't. Jace?
Jace: Don't look at me. Look at Simon.
Simon: What?! I didn't break it.
Jace: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Simon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Jace: Suspicious.
Simon: No, it's not!
Miko: If it matters, probably not, but Top was the last one to use it.
Top: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Miko: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Top: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Miko!
Italy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dab.
Dab: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Miko: Dab... Jace's been awfully quiet.
Jace: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Dab, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Dab: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Dab:
Dab: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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