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Dab: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Italy: Okay, but what is updog?
Jace: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Simon: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Miko: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Top: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Dab: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Simon: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Jace: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Italy: What’s a henway??
Dab: Oh, about five pounds.

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