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*The squad is over at Dab's house*
Italy: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Dab: ... N-No...
Dab, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Italy, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Jace: I see a-
Dab, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Italy: Oh, well I-
Dab: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Dab, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Simon: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Miko: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Dab: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Dab: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Dab, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Dab: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Top, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Dab:
Italy: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Dab:
Dab, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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