I FUCKING LOST IT

I

SO U KNOW THOSE MYSTERY AIRHEADS RIGHT WITH THE SILVER WRAPPER?

WELL I WAS UNWRAPPING ONE OF THOSE AND AFTER I PUT THE WRAPPER DOWN CASPER (OUR BIRD) KEPT LOOKING AT IT AND I STARTED LAUGHING AND WHEEZING LIKE "🫖" AND AFTER I STOPPED FOR A LITTLE BIT I LOOKED AT HIM AND HE TILTED HIS HEAD AND DID A REALLY QUIET NOISE LIKE "ra?" LIKE HE WAS GENUINELY CONCERNED AND I STARTED WHEEZING HARD AS FUCK AND HE STARTED BACKING AWAY

MY ORGANS HURT OH MY GOD

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