Facts about Walter because I've had him for like. Almost 2 yrs now!!!!!!!

He is. An old man. Very old. (/j) he is 31 yrs old, I wanted to make him older but "yOu cAnT mAkE hIm oLdEr ThAn 29!1!1!!" So I have just been aging him along with his birthday (420)

(Yea 420 I made him in grade 6 while I was in my EW fase)

He is an adoptive dad, his two "kids" are mercury and relish (his actual name isn't relish im pretty sure it's charlie or some shit but no one knows his real name??? lmao)

He cross dresses sometimes

He is a littel whore. And I objectify him daily. He is also hypersexual! Because! Me am hypersexual!

He doesn't do clown shit he just dresses up as one. The kiddens do force him to juggle sometimes, it really entertains them.

He had a really bad emo phase in HS, like really bad 😮 you couldn't even tell it was him JAHAJAJAJAJ emo boys turning into clown men real!?

Cat lover, he also loves coffee (black) and he is also addicted to smoking because he is the (s)cum of the earth

He is unlabeled, literally anyone will work for him.

HE'S BRITICH!!!!!! HE WAS BORN IN !!!!! WHEREVER THE BRITISH LIVE IDK?? /SRS

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