Jay: Kevin leave me alone!

Kevin: come on Jayden! I’m a changed man!
Jay: I’d rather die a 7th time.
Kevin: don’t be dramatic.
Jay: my mouth is two feet long cause you slit it open.
Kevin: I was drunk.
Jay: and I was 12!!!
Kevin: that’s in the past.
Jay: aren’t you expecting a baby?
Kevin: didn’t you lose one?
Jay:(eyes widen and cries)…